valdese

small town near the geographical center of burke county in the foothills of north carolina, home to noob italian's that are too american to eat pasta, and one or two actual italian's. overrun by prejudice and dirty police officers that do whatever it takes to oppress the proliterians. popular spot for drunks, low budget potheads, some tweakers, and an assortment of crack/cokeheads, pillfreaks, acid trippers, and high school pseudo-drug-addicts hooked on keyboard cleaner and whipped cream. major production of ice in the surrounding mountain areas.

Male 1: Hey, do you know where I can get some smoke?
Male 2: Yeah, but it's in Valdese.
Male 1: Shit.

valdese by expansionbymat April 10, 2005

Luz Valdenebro 

Luz Valdenebro aka LiliWoo is a Spanish Goddess who works as an actress as a part-time job.

Her name means 'Light' becuz she's bright and shiny af. 'Light' saw the light of the day on March 11th 1975, Cordoba,Andalucia (but,if Doña Dolfina asks, it was in Toledo).

Although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls' attention by playing a Cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world - Aurora Alarcon in ''Seis Hermanas''. Since then she's become known as an avid Aurelier and is a licensed Captain of the Aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star Candela Serrat.

Special skills include:

-eye sex with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look

-hand porn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair porn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes Luz BALDenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow shitting glitter while Nutella flows below
-AndaLuz accent: sexy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet...it is
-exists: RIP ovaries

Famous quote:''Yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.''
Loose translation: Our bae is ocd af.

If you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever Luz posts something on Instagram
or Twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud LuzTrash or ValdenebrHOE (completely unofficial fangirl names I made up,cuz I'm trash).

fam: what's your sexual orientation?
me: Luz Valdenebro . I'm LuzValdenebrosexual.

Luz Valdenebro by LuzTrash January 10, 2017

Juan ValDEEZ

Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.

"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you ever Juan ValDEEZ her!

Juan ValDEEZ by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011

Valdesuso

Nobody has this last name I swear. Only me.

How do you say your last name?
Valdesuso
Oh

Valdesuso by Uhoh1717 April 5, 2023

Oscar Valdes 

Jail Cell

Oscar Valdes is getting investigated

Oscar Valdes by Craks December 9, 2019

Valdesed 

When one is playing in goal in football, and a shot is too accurate and too powerful for you to even attempt at diving for it. It was originated from Victor Valdes.

(Callum shoots)
(Rory is beaten and doesn't dive for it)
David: "Noooo...you just got Valdesed..."

Valdesed by cfabw September 13, 2011

Ella Valderemao 

Ella Valderemao is a best friend and the people that she makes friends with will never give up on her they will always be there with her and help her through the rough Ella Valderemao is a super star!!!

ella valderemao is the worlds best person:)

Ella Valderemao by bob270 March 21, 2022