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Valdes is a one of a kind guy who will be your forever. He’s super kind-hearted and it sometimes leads to him being oblivious to certain things. But ultimately he is always there for anyone he loves. He’s so handsome and all the girls are always chasing after him jealous of the one girl he chooses to stay with. He’s bright and knows how to chase after his goals without completely leaving those who are staying behind him. He’s super attractive and will always be the best in the bedroom. He’s a big in every way, *wink*... always there for you and always ready to be there to help.
Damn look at valde, he’s lookin fine in that new flannel!
Valdes by Huge tee November 24, 2021
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Oscar Valdes 

Oscar Valdes is getting investigated
Oscar Valdes by Craks December 9, 2019

Marc Valdes 

1. To Barf.

2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail.

3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.

Man I'm such a loser, I wish I could be more like Marc Valdes.
Marc Valdes by KZD1983 January 29, 2009

Dirty Valdes

A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.
The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.

carlos valdes 

Is a really hot guy mostly known for The Flash as Cisco, where he plays a super hot , cute and smart nerd who loves to give villains names

Ohh btw THIS GUY CAN SING , and ohhh boiiiii he knows what his doing ..
Me: OmG The Flash is starting I have to watch it

* also me:* only focusing on Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and don't even care what is happening to Barry(aka Flash)
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carlos valdes by Jamjamisdead October 17, 2017

Ivan valdes

Yo Ivan Valdes is so cool
Ivan valdes by Linky Linky March 10, 2021

Diego Valdes Garza

Diego Valdes Garza got swag
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