valbert

An alien with the biggest head known to man. It is so big that it stretches to Mars. He is known as ET because

Sam- I saw Valbert today!
Mark- How can you not idiot, his head fill the whole area!

by Anonymoususer12 May 16, 2016

Valvert

Ship name for characters Javert and Jean Valjean from the novel/musical 'Les Miserables.' It is most likely the most angsty, romantic, and heart-breaking homosexual ship in the world of fandoms.
Also known as: J/VJ, J/JVJ, Valjert, Jean Valjert, BreadStars.

"So, what's your OTP for Les Miserables?"
"I ship E/R."
"Oh, cool, I ship Valvert."

~
"Hey, what's the ship name for Jean Valjean and Javert?"
"Valvert."

by BreadStars March 17, 2013

vambertanshin

it's just kinda the way something is ... y'know?

Grace looks SO vambertanshin today!!!!

by rhat February 20, 2019

Vilbert

The Dilbertization of product development, whereby decisions are driven on whether Validation and Verification is required as a consequence to the decision.

Vilbert decides to continue to use a buggy or inadequate version of a softrware product ( driver, database, add on) becasue doing so would require that a system validation and verification step be taken.

Vilbert eliminates usability features form a product because of the cost and time to market implications of Validation and Verification.

by Zeke the Cabin Freak March 2, 2009

Velbert

He's someone who is extremely dramatic smart and intelligent. He has a good sense of of humor and gives his best in whatever he does. He's a very loyal friend too. He has a good stage presence. You are very lucky if you have a velbert in your life. Velbert is shy in the beginning but once he opens up there is no turning back and if you break his trust or hurt him things won't be the same. Velbert is hard working and a sweetheart. He loves to explore things and enjoy life.

Person 1: oh its velberts play on stage now

Person 2: Iv been waiting for this one

by Blecka November 22, 2021

vamberto

Em poucas palavras, Vambertos são conhecidos por serem trapaceiros e usarem decks meta.

Se você usa deck meta, com certeza seu nome é Vamberto.

by Roberto Reis November 22, 2021

Valber

The chief of the chaos. The one that got the power and hability to control all the chaotic situations. He’s also well known for being a Master of the Sex. Girls/Boy that go to Bed with Him will never forget his sex. Also good with his friends but a dick with the rest of Society.

Your sex tonight was incredible, almost great as Valber’s sex.

by Slave of a Valber November 23, 2021