valbert
An alien with the biggest head known to man. It is so big that it stretches to Mars. He is known as ET because
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Valvert
Ship name for characters Javert and Jean Valjean from the novel/musical 'Les Miserables.' It is most likely the most angsty, romantic, and heart-breaking homosexual ship in the world of fandoms.
Also known as: J/VJ, J/JVJ, Valjert, Jean Valjert, BreadStars.
Also known as: J/VJ, J/JVJ, Valjert, Jean Valjert, BreadStars.
"So, what's your OTP for Les Miserables?"
"I ship E/R."
"Oh, cool, I ship Valvert."
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"Hey, what's the ship name for Jean Valjean and Javert?"
"Valvert."
"I ship E/R."
"Oh, cool, I ship Valvert."
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"Hey, what's the ship name for Jean Valjean and Javert?"
"Valvert."
Valvert by BreadStars March 17, 2013
Vilbert
The Dilbertization of product development, whereby decisions are driven on whether Validation and Verification is required as a consequence to the decision.
Vilbert decides to continue to use a buggy or inadequate version of a softrware product ( driver, database, add on) becasue doing so would require that a system validation and verification step be taken.
Vilbert eliminates usability features form a product because of the cost and time to market implications of Validation and Verification.
Vilbert eliminates usability features form a product because of the cost and time to market implications of Validation and Verification.
Vilbert by Zeke the Cabin Freak March 2, 2009
Velbert
He's someone who is extremely dramatic smart and intelligent. He has a good sense of of humor and gives his best in whatever he does. He's a very loyal friend too. He has a good stage presence. You are very lucky if you have a velbert in your life. Velbert is shy in the beginning but once he opens up there is no turning back and if you break his trust or hurt him things won't be the same. Velbert is hard working and a sweetheart. He loves to explore things and enjoy life.
Valber
The chief of the chaos. The one that got the power and hability to control all the chaotic situations. He’s also well known for being a Master of the Sex. Girls/Boy that go to Bed with Him will never forget his sex. Also good with his friends but a dick with the rest of Society.
Valber by Slave of a Valber November 23, 2021
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