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He's someone who is extremely dramatic smart and intelligent. He has a good sense of of humor and gives his best in whatever he does. He's a very loyal friend too. He has a good stage presence. You are very lucky if you have a velbert in your life. Velbert is shy in the beginning but once he opens up there is no turning back and if you break his trust or hurt him things won't be the same. Velbert is hard working and a sweetheart. He loves to explore things and enjoy life.
Person 1: oh its velberts play on stage now

Person 2: Iv been waiting for this one
Velbert by Blecka November 22, 2021
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verbertulous

When someone is overly nice to another person because they are attracted to them
did you see him laughing at her jokes and pretending to like that crappy emo song, he was acting so verbertulous
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"Yo. The Verberts are freaking awesome."

booty
verbert by Verbert February 16, 2009
Inertia of the mouth. The inability to stop talking once one has started, often including the verbertia itself in the torrent of words. Could also apply to the inability to *start* talking again once you've stopped (usually while taking a dramatic pause during a speech).
"I just meant to answer the question with 'I'm having a nice day, thanks,' but verbertia set in, and I ended up telling her my whole life story from DNA up until that afternoon."
Verbertia by Zen Render November 10, 2004
The Dilbertization of product development, whereby decisions are driven on whether Validation and Verification is required as a consequence to the decision.
Vilbert decides to continue to use a buggy or inadequate version of a softrware product ( driver, database, add on) becasue doing so would require that a system validation and verification step be taken.

Vilbert eliminates usability features form a product because of the cost and time to market implications of Validation and Verification.
Vilbert by Zeke the Cabin Freak March 2, 2009
An alien with the biggest head known to man. It is so big that it stretches to Mars. He is known as ET because
Sam- I saw Valbert today!
Mark- How can you not idiot, his head fill the whole area!
valbert by Anonymoususer12 May 16, 2016

Vielbert 

Marijuana dealear. Looks very thin even though he eats everytime.
Vielbert : marijuana here !
Vielbert by Gigaass September 27, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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