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He's someone who is extremely dramatic smart and intelligent. He has a good sense of of humor and gives his best in whatever he does. He's a very loyal friend too. He has a good stage presence. You are very lucky if you have a velbert in your life. Velbert is shy in the beginning but once he opens up there is no turning back and if you break his trust or hurt him things won't be the same. Velbert is hard working and a sweetheart. He loves to explore things and enjoy life.
Person 1: oh its velberts play on stage now

Person 2: Iv been waiting for this one
Velbert by Blecka November 22, 2021
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verbertulous

When someone is overly nice to another person because they are attracted to them
did you see him laughing at her jokes and pretending to like that crappy emo song, he was acting so verbertulous
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freaking awesome.
"Yo. The Verberts are freaking awesome."

booty
verbert by Verbert February 16, 2009
Inertia of the mouth. The inability to stop talking once one has started, often including the verbertia itself in the torrent of words. Could also apply to the inability to *start* talking again once you've stopped (usually while taking a dramatic pause during a speech).
"I just meant to answer the question with 'I'm having a nice day, thanks,' but verbertia set in, and I ended up telling her my whole life story from DNA up until that afternoon."
Verbertia by Zen Render November 10, 2004
The Dilbertization of product development, whereby decisions are driven on whether Validation and Verification is required as a consequence to the decision.
Vilbert decides to continue to use a buggy or inadequate version of a softrware product ( driver, database, add on) becasue doing so would require that a system validation and verification step be taken.

Vilbert eliminates usability features form a product because of the cost and time to market implications of Validation and Verification.
Vilbert by Zeke the Cabin Freak March 2, 2009
An alien with the biggest head known to man. It is so big that it stretches to Mars. He is known as ET because
Sam- I saw Valbert today!
Mark- How can you not idiot, his head fill the whole area!
valbert by Anonymoususer12 May 16, 2016

Vielbert 

Marijuana dealear. Looks very thin even though he eats everytime.
Vielbert : marijuana here !
Vielbert by Gigaass September 27, 2018
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