Valvert

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Ship name for characters Javert and Jean Valjean from the novel/musical 'Les Miserables.' It is most likely the most angsty, romantic, and heart-breaking homosexual ship in the world of fandoms.
Also known as: J/VJ, J/JVJ, Valjert, Jean Valjert, BreadStars.

"So, what's your OTP for Les Miserables?"
"I ship E/R."
"Oh, cool, I ship Valvert."

~
"Hey, what's the ship name for Jean Valjean and Javert?"
"Valvert."

Valvert by BreadStars March 17, 2013

Words you can keep

Valverde

Valverde: savior or something that gives benefit
Ex: this first aid kit is my Valverde
Commonly used as: I got my valverde
Valverde: green valley
A nice area, a safe spot
Ex: Boston became the American's Valverde
Valverde: soccer player at Real Madrid

"I finally got my Valverde"

Valverde by TomatoSan January 25, 2021

Related Words

Valvert • valver • Valverde • Vagvertise • valbert • Valverded • Valverdeing • Valverdog • Valveteen Rub • aurora valverde

Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

Valveteen Rub by buckonz March 5, 2010

Valverded

(v.) Having the hard work of a group of people completely wasted because of the colossal ineptitude of a single individual or sub-group when the task needs only the slightest effort to complete successfully.

We have a 10 run lead going into the bottom of the ninth. Oh no, they are bringing in this guy from the bullpen? We are about to get valverded and lose 11-10.

Valverded by Mushroomtattoo October 23, 2012

Valverdog

An overhyped bum that plays for Real Madrid. Although he is originally from Uruguay, today he lives in Gavi's pocket

Valverdog is so finished. He only lives off that UCL final assist

Valverdog by The5YardBoxMerchant September 16, 2022

valver

A slang term to describe a 16v engine over it's 8v counterpart. If you were replacing your standard 8v engine with a 16v lump you could say you were upgrading to a valver.

I've put a valver out of a VTS in my Saxo.

valver by Gixxer_Junkie November 4, 2007

Valverdeing

Being a piece of shit pitcher that always lets the other team come back.

he sure is valverdeing this game, the tigers were up 4-0 before he came in and now it is 4-4.

Valverdeing by bigbonetone October 13, 2012

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026