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wow he has alot of vakt
vakt by cocksuckerpardocc123 May 1, 2021
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vaktovia 

a group on the website roblox.com
it used to be a clan but now is just a warehouse for sweaty retards that won't pay attention in class and rather do roblox aiming
Guy 1: What is Vaktovia?

Guy 2: A former clan. Yugitastic was in it.
vaktovia by elongatedeel June 28, 2021
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Vaktovia 

A roblox cult where 25 year old grown ass men click on the heads of other Lego characters in order to get eclout. they are obsessed with being the best in roblox clanning.
Person1: Hey have you tried to join vaktovia?

Person2: Isn't that where faggots cry about how they lost an RCL raid?

Person1: Yeah, they're kinda faggots.
Vaktovia by Goobermensch August 31, 2023

The Vaktovian Empire 

The glorious empire under the reign of Emperor Vaktus. Any upholders of Vaktovia are regarded to as Vaktovians. Anyone belonging to The Vaktovian Empire is highly regarded based of off their highly valued traits.
The greatest empire to ever conquer? The Vaktovian Empire.
Honestly, the hate that Vaktus gets is overrated and the product of angry little children having no way to vent their anger on anything else but him. Vaktus came up with an idea, after seeing the Helghast from Killzone, and applied it to ROBLOX. Now, some people will say 'omg qq that so rude copyright shit rage'. Of course, that's what FEAR did too, yet they get no hate from that (rather they are hated for being an OD-Popularized VIP Clan). Dwellers of ROBLOX are under the false guise that Vaktus intends to take over the coporation ROBLOX, which is false, because Vaktus has, many times, stated that it is PURELY ROLEPLAY. Vaktus is not banned because he is a rule-abiding person, rather than some arrogant fool who gets banned for cursing. Vaktus, in game, is a very friendly person. The only reason that people hate him is because he didn't have the time to come up with a completely original idea (the same can be said for a lot of ROBLOX users) and because they think he's some Pro-Nazi supremacist.
Just because someone tells you Vaktus is bad, doesn't mean you have the right to criticize him on urban dictionary.
Vaktus by StrategicTheory March 6, 2013

Vaktovian 

The elite of people who can show: dedication, loyalty, discipline and maturity amongst themselves. These individuals are highly regarded and uphold the glory and honour of The Vaktovian Empire.
Comrade One:”I’m proud to be a Vaktovian, comrade!”
Comrade Two:”Glory!”
Vaktovian by GloryToThem July 8, 2020

vaktovia 

Glok: I just shat my pants
my glue stick: *spills*
join vaktovia now
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