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The Vaktovian Empire 

The glorious empire under the reign of Emperor Vaktus. Any upholders of Vaktovia are regarded to as Vaktovians. Anyone belonging to The Vaktovian Empire is highly regarded based of off their highly valued traits.
The greatest empire to ever conquer? The Vaktovian Empire.

vaktovia 

a group on the website roblox.com
it used to be a clan but now is just a warehouse for sweaty retards that won't pay attention in class and rather do roblox aiming
Guy 1: What is Vaktovia?

Guy 2: A former clan. Yugitastic was in it.
vaktovia by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

Vaktovia 

A roblox cult where 25 year old grown ass men click on the heads of other Lego characters in order to get eclout. they are obsessed with being the best in roblox clanning.
Person1: Hey have you tried to join vaktovia?

Person2: Isn't that where faggots cry about how they lost an RCL raid?

Person1: Yeah, they're kinda faggots.
Vaktovia by Goobermensch August 31, 2023

vaktovia 

Glok: I just shat my pants
my glue stick: *spills*
join vaktovia now

Varsovian Kosher Shashlik 

A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.
We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.
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