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A very wide dry vagina
The chick totally has a vajode, you could get lost in that thing

Aja and daissy are total vajodes
vajode by dreadheadgc June 7, 2011
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Vajodorant 

A deodorant spray for a woman's downstairs area.
Sandye bought some vajodorant in honor of her third date with the handsome doctor.
Vajodorant by Faster Redhead October 1, 2016
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Vajoner (n) 

Female sexual arousal, often resulting in enlarged swollen vagina and erect clitoris. Not to be confused with the misspelled white trash version of the word "vagoner".
"I lost my Vajoner (n) when the Weezer Video came on"
Vajoner (n) by Ms Stevie November 9, 2009
a word to decribe a homosexual males genitalia be it a penis, r a mangina, or a vagina
that tranny needs to cover-up his vajoejoe
vajoejoe by monkeydan January 8, 2008
A vag that is wider than it is long.
Marc only likes girls with vagodes. Marc likes Lauren.
vagode by pedroVIII September 19, 2009
Being Jaded by a woman or if a woman one is irritated by female problems associated with being a woman.
Henry is so vajaded by his girl troubles.
Jenny is so Vajaded since spendin the whole day on pain killers from cramps. I'm so vajaded.
Vajaded by PVJacquie January 4, 2006
to take a fat shit into your hands and smash it into a girls ear. then squeeze lemon juice on it.
dam i just gave that girl a fat vajoey!
vajoey by FuCkUaNdReA123 September 29, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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