monkeydan's definitions

pert plus

the act of ejaculating in someone's hair while they are asleep, preferably after a night together where one(the giver) does not receive what he/she deserved instead is unhappy(e.g. blueballs) with the results of the night.

i pleased her all night and in return nothing, so i gave her a pert plus...booya

by monkeydan January 8, 2008

vajoejoe

a word to decribe a homosexual males genitalia be it a penis, r a mangina, or a vagina

that tranny needs to cover-up his vajoejoe

by monkeydan January 8, 2008

like butter

super smoooth or really easy when things go your way or to bag a girl without effort

how was that trip to the dmv? it was like butter...got in and out in 15 minutes

what happened with that chick after i left? it was like butter

by monkeydan January 8, 2008

looking for a ham sandwich

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz

do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.

by monkeydan January 8, 2008