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A female's male friend who is a well balanced combination of female personality characteristics and male personality characteristics - just enough girl but still completely a guy. The guy may or may not be a metrosexual as vajones are related to personality not appearance.
It is a positive when a close female friend says you have vajones - she thinks you have just the right amount of vagina so you are not boorish but are still in possession of very male cojones.

Siobhan would take Connor and his vajones shopping any day of the week - he had great taste but with a guy's perspective.
vajones by voxlexicon August 21, 2011
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Vajoner (n) 

Female sexual arousal, often resulting in enlarged swollen vagina and erect clitoris. Not to be confused with the misspelled white trash version of the word "vagoner".
"I lost my Vajoner (n) when the Weezer Video came on"
Vajoner (n) by Ms Stevie November 9, 2009
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The equivalent of a vagina having a boner.
"Baby I have a raging vajoner right now"
Vajoner by VaginalButtsex February 27, 2018
Of or relating to the vagina. When used to describe someone, it means a pussy or even a bitch or a Jonas brother.
Stop being such a vajonas.
vajonas by skabird May 5, 2011
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