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vagnotized 

Doing everything and anything a female tells you to. You're so mesmerized by her and her goodies that you'll do anything she says. You'll believe anything that comes from her mouth even if she's lying. She's perfect to you no matter what.
•DUDE 1: I just saw mark's girl with another dude
•DUDE 2: did you tell him?
•DUDE 1: yea but he won't believe me
•DUDE 1: damn Bruh he's too Vagnotized already
vagnotized by Thisisadictionary July 28, 2014
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vaginatized 

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.
He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.
vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008
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Vagmatized

When the pussy is so good you start to catch feelings for the girl. When really you're just catching feelings for the pussy.
Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this girl.
Me: She's not a good girl for you, dude. You're just vagmatized.
Vagmatized by TylerC161 June 14, 2018

Vagmitized 

When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.

Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...

Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
Vagmitized by $lapaho December 30, 2018

Vagmatized

The opposite of dickmatized one who is vagmitized is put into a state of awe or disarray, speechless and or senseless
Girl I had him so vagmatized he couldn’t think let alone speak he was stuck
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