vaguen

A portmanteau of "vague" and "vegan": An unsure vegetarian who strives to become vegan but cannot help themselves around dairy products.

Vague-en

"I thought she was vegan, what's she doing with cheese on her plate?"

"Naw homy, she ain't vegan,
She vaguen"

by Babarsin February 1, 2014

Vaguen

A portmanteau of “vague” and “vegan.”

One who enjoys eating vegan and the idea of a vegan lifestyle, but also enjoys a wide variety of other foods and the freedom of being able to choose to eat those foods.

Can be used as both an adjective and a noun.

Friend: Want some eggs?

Me: Nah, I’m a vegan now.

Friend: But you’re getting a chicken cutlet sandwich from that famous deli for lunch.

Me: Well, yeah, I’m technically *vaguen*.

by Babbersnabber June 19, 2019

Vaguen

80% vegan. 20% not vegan.

I eat 20% not vegan so it makes me a Vaguen I guess.

by anonymous January 7, 2024

Vagenie

The word Vagenie was created by Niccoya T.

It is another word for vagina, because pussy just sounds stank, hairy, and disrespectful. Vagina sounds too clinical for everyday conversation.

My vagenie has a rash.

Rub the vagenie and something will surely come out.

by Nicci T. June 12, 2017

vague date

A phrase coined by Teresa Strasser of the Adam Carolla Show on Free FM which refers to social outings that would normally be considered dates, but where one of the two people involved seems completely oblivious to the concept of dating. This is generally characterized by a lack of interest in conversation or flirting, an aimless absence of direction or goals for the evening, and possibly an uncomfortable revelation that the event was never intended to be date. This can be blamed on the modern tendency for self-absorption and a narcissistic belief that you shouldn't have to put forth any effort to be interesting or even pleasant.

I ended up going on a vague date with Jim. We went and saw a stupid buddy comedy and ate at Starbucks, but he split when he got a phone call from a friend to play basketball.

I don't even know if the date I was on with Nancy was a date, because she kept talking to me about how great it was to be single. I think it was some weird vague date.

by Talmanes May 30, 2007

Vague Post

A post on social media that contains no context and remains unclear and confusing to most if not all of the readers. The OP (Original Poster) usually makes a Vague Post to gain attention by having people comment below to ask what the post is about. Vague Posts are usually best ignored. If you can't let it go, comment with "That's a vague post" and link to its definition on Urban Dictionary.

YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND POSTS: "Well, I'm not doing THAT again."

YOU COMMENT: "Not doing *what* again?"
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTS: "Are you okay?"
ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTS: "What happened?"
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND REPLIES HOURS LATER: "Ugh, it's not even worth getting into."

by Lynneconceivable May 8, 2018

vagueposting

Making posts on social media that either

1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention

2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them

Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before

1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."

Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"

Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"

2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "

Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl

by lightning_troubadour May 5, 2015