Vagmitized

When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.

Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.

Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...

Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.

by $lapaho December 30, 2018

vagimatized

similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)

Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new girl... she's got the hottest vag ever.

by kikitacular July 2, 2008

Vagmatized

When the pussy is so good you start to catch feelings for the girl. When really you're just catching feelings for the pussy.

Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this girl.
Me: She's not a good girl for you, dude. You're just vagmatized.

by TylerC161 June 14, 2018

vaginized

A male that is just a pussy, and his little bitty balls are found in his wife's purse

Multi meaning..

1) A boy meets a girl, and starts getting sooo much action he quits hanging with his buddies on the weekends. He must be vaginized.
2) That guy won't even take the trash out in the dark. He is definitely vaginized.
3)He's so vaginized, he won't even talk to me because his cousin killed a deer within a half mile of his stand.

by harry dearth June 4, 2016

Vagmatized

The opposite of dickmatized one who is vagmitized is put into a state of awe or disarray, speechless and or senseless

Girl I had him so vagmatized he couldn’t think let alone speak he was stuck

by Yurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp July 10, 2019

vagnotized

Doing everything and anything a female tells you to. You're so mesmerized by her and her goodies that you'll do anything she says. You'll believe anything that comes from her mouth even if she's lying. She's perfect to you no matter what.

•DUDE 1: I just saw mark's girl with another dude
•DUDE 2: did you tell him?
•DUDE 1: yea but he won't believe me
•DUDE 1: damn Bruh he's too Vagnotized already

by Thisisadictionary July 28, 2014