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Vignorant
Being vigorously stupid.
That guy constantly pretends to be clueless and helpless so his wife will cater to his every need.
Oh yeah, he's totally vignorant.
Oh yeah, he's totally vignorant.
Vignorant by Disco Bill January 4, 2011
vaginormous
vaginormous by Whom December 8, 2004
vaginormous
vaginormous by hanswaterfaberge June 11, 2010
Vagnoob
Pronunciation: 'Vaj-noob'
A Vagnoob is a person so unfamiliar with the vagina, that the first time they see it they smile uncontrollably and geekishly, like a typical character from a teen-comedy.
A Vagnoob is a person so unfamiliar with the vagina, that the first time they see it they smile uncontrollably and geekishly, like a typical character from a teen-comedy.
(While in the bedroom)
Boy: Wowzers! I didn't know it looked like this :D
Girl: Eugh, get away from me! I didnt know you were such a Vagnoob!
Boy: Wowzers! I didn't know it looked like this :D
Girl: Eugh, get away from me! I didnt know you were such a Vagnoob!
Vagnoob by vaginaldisch4rge June 29, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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