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Vagitarious 

A Vagatarious aka VAG is a slender young lad whose sole purpose is to seduce women into sleeping with him often with the use of dinner dates and coffee chats. He is capable of shitting an endless amount. Thus, he is awarded shit-points when deification arises (often numerous times in a day).
"Hey, guess who I saw at Espresso Royale?"
"Vagitarious...!"
"Yeah, he was on one of his coffee chats. God that kid chats a lot...Almost as much as he shits. I mean, GOD DAMN, he fuckin pooped 3 times at my place last night within the hour.... I had to award him with 3 shit points!"
Vagitarious by Ed Nygma May 11, 2009
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vagitarium 

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers
Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art
vagitarium by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

vagitarius

Hank likes girls. he is a vagitarius.
vagitarius by Haze March 9, 2005

vagittarius 

the zodiac sign of the universal vagina.
ALSO born in the same month as sagittarius
it also guides through pains such as vaginal yeast infections, trichominosis, vaginal odors and discharges.
dude my sign is vagittarius and I am getting some every night!
vagittarius by DickWeed8---D March 14, 2008

Vaginarous 

A female who will have sex with anyone. Meaning generous with the vagina.
"She is very vaginarous"
Vaginarous by jonsee_pta October 31, 2011

vagittarius 

a person whose personality is defined by their love for performing cunnilingus.
Stepfany divorced John because of his lackluster cunnilingus, and promised that next time, she would marry a vagittarius,
vagittarius by Professor Conundrum August 21, 2022

Vagittarius 

When you’re born on February 29th, your sign is vagittarius. You only get to celebrate every four years; you get a special sign
What’s your sign? When’s your birthday?

I’m a Vagittarius, I was born February 29th
Vagittarius by Mr. forgettable January 18, 2023
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