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vagentacles 

The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."

"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."

"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008

vagestacles 

the state of having a vagina in addition to a pair of testacles.
That stripper had some nasty, drippy vagestacles.

vaginacles 

1. A combination between the female genatalia,Vagina. And the male genatalia, Testacle. Often used to describe the genetalia of a hermaphrodite.

2. A word used to describe the crotch of a "lacking" male.
1. "Woah dude, does he/she have both sexual organs"?

2. Beauchamp- Yeah, I beat her guts out last night
Freind- Shut up Mr. I-have-vaginacles.
vaginacles by Justin Hillis October 7, 2006

Vaginicles 

The point at the end of your pregnancy when the insides of your vagina make their home on the outside instead. This effect is worsened, and more noticeable, for each subsequent pregnancy and is directly related to the size of the child pushing down on you from the inside.
Dude, I just went to the bathroom and noticed that my lady bits are so swollen it looked like it had grown giant vagina testicles. I need to deliver soon before these vaginicles start dragging on the floor.
Vaginicles by Vaginicle4 April 26, 2013

vagitables 

Things that guys like unless there gay. Other words used to
monkey: "wow i hell as enjoyed that guys vagitables last night"

fozzy: "dude guys dont have vagitables only girls do i know from experience :D"
vagitables by mr fozzy March 25, 2008

Vaginicles 

Sexual organs of a girl who carries the manner of a bloke. A female who could not exactly be described as a lady. Often, female sportsmen have vaginicles.
(At a ladies rugby match) "That second row forward must have some set of vaginicles."
Vaginicles by 220486 May 14, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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