Vagiphone 

An ancient musical instrument (perhaps the first), where the player buzzes near or on the vagina. Different pitches are created by altering the embouchure. It was replaced, for tonal reasons, with horns of animals and eventually brass. Although this instrument is no longer accepted as a legitimate musical instrument, studies have shown it is increasing in popularity in cults and tribes of primitive peoples around the world. Curiously, practicing the instrument can bring pleasure to the instrument causing a unique interaction between player and instrument.

The tone of the vagiphone is different from a trumpet or trombone but pitches, scales and tunes can be created to be enjoyed by all involved.

Vagiphone by Dr. Stephen V. Smith May 15, 2010

vagiphobe

person who is fearful of vagina related functions and topics. specifically certain sexually underdeveloped hetereosexual males and sometimes homosexual males.

1 my boyfriend wont have sex with me when i have my period. he's such a vagiphobe!

2 my gay friend helped me get changed for the bikini photo shoot but he had to close his eyes. what a vagiphobe!

vagiphobe by 1ena June 1, 2006

Vagichode 

- (n.) a vagina that is wider than it is long
adapted from the words vagina and chode

Kristen has a vagichode.

Vagichode by stuykid December 13, 2008

Vagimones 

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

Vagimones by MeHondo August 17, 2012

Vagichoke 

A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.

Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.

Vagichoke by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020

Vaginaphone 

Vaginaphone is a random word created to use in place of a swear word to randomly yell out when you are in a public place and need to blow off some steam... or if you just need to yell, holla, or say something around other people when you cannot find any other word that fits.
It is a positive word to use, rather than swearing.

Omg Did you see those two chicks wrestling in cake mix? total vaginaphone for the win!!!

Oh no! I stubbed my toe! ouch, I am such a vaginaphone!

this vodka is vaginaphone.

Vaginaphone by ~Luna~ March 27, 2010

Vagiphobia 

The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the female vagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.

"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."

Vagiphobia by Scholzing May 9, 2015