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vaginavore 

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.
Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.
vaginavore by nick December 28, 2005
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vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006
A slang term for vagina (female genitalia).
Prounounced "vag-eye-ner-err"
Come over here and stick your vaginarer in my mouth.
vaginarer by stooch182 September 3, 2014

Vagivore 

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink vagina.
I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a vagivore
Vagivore by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

vaginavoid 

1. The feeling you get when having a wank shortly after breaking up with your girlfriend.
2. The Imperial College of Science, Technology and Medicine
I broke up with my girlfriend before starting Electrical and Electronic Engineering. Epic vaginavoid.
vaginavoid by IshiiWG February 8, 2012

Vaginadoris 

A big ass vagina that looks like a dinosaur could fit in there
"Wow zoie has a vaginadoris, you can see it from a mile away"
Vaginadoris by Yumilikecum August 20, 2018

moroccan vaginacorn 

A sex act consisting of an ear of corn covered in cayenne pepper, inserted vaginally. Immensely painful but, some say, immensely pleasurable. Originated in Morocco, where women would put Moroccan vaginacorn in their couscous, due to its uniquely pungent flavor after being used.
Mmm, this couscous is really good. Did you make your own Moroccan vaginacorn to put in it?
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