Vaginadactyl Share definition Flag A very old womans vagina. Hairy, Aincent and scary. I got really drunk last night, and took and older woman home, to find out she had a vaginadactyl. Vaginadactyl by Lexus Pringle January 10, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Vaginadactyl mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch