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Vagina-Vagina 

Yielding an odor of unwashed, musty, damp vagina so pungent and odoriferous that it smells as if it is in fact two unwashed, musty and damp vaginas. The smell may also be referred to as morally offensive.
"It smells like vagina-vagina in here!" Steven exclaimed upon entrance into the women's locker room.

Cheryl smelled like vagina-vagina when she got to work today, so her supervisor sent her home to shower, change, and put on fresh underwear.
Vagina-Vagina by Deveraux Sinclair September 17, 2010

Vagina to Vagina 

When two females sit down and gossip about hot boys, not like heart to heart where you talk about feelings.
I'm so glad we had this vagina to vagina talk, Chad is SUCH a hottie.
Vagina to Vagina by Awright122 November 11, 2009

Vagina Handshake 

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

theft by vagina 

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.
theft by vagina by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.
Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"
vaginal dissonance by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

Vagina Douch 

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
Vagina Douch by Chas501 August 21, 2008