vagina hands 

1. Hands that get cold way too easily
2. A depiction of a vagina using two pairs of hands

Michael bitches all the time because his vagina hands are freezing

vagina hands by handrew December 21, 2008

vagina hands 

The term used for someone's hand who presents a weak handshake. Derived from the soft mushy feeling you are left with after the handshake has occured.

I had a really good feeling about the interview until I discovered the recruiter had vagina hands when I left her office.

vagina hands by Gary the Happy Pirate June 11, 2007

Resting Vagina Hands 

when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.

Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.

Resting Vagina Hands by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018

jazz hands vagina 

When her outer lips are way out of control, and look like a bunch of flailing fingers surrounding a gaping mouth. A vagina which appears to be impersonating jazz hands.

I had to close my eyes when I went down on her, though, because she had a jazz hands vagina

jazz hands vagina by freaksalad August 14, 2014

Vagina Handshake 

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

Vagina Hand 

When you've been scratching your vagina and you have vaginal juice on your hands....

When you are scrapbooking and your friend is diggin through your paper and you tell her not to get her JIZZ fingers all over your papers, she lifts her hand and says that's not my VAGINA HAND THIS IS MY VAGINA HAND!!!!! (fingers are pressed together in a manner of masterbation)

Vagina Hand by abcbffs4life December 19, 2009

Vagina Handshake 

When a female says hello using her vagina.

They will greet people by immediately having sex with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.

You give out vagina handshakes if you have sex before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.

See also: slore, easy, slut, whore

Ex. She gives out vagina handshakes because she has no personality and sex is all she's good at.

Vagina Handshake by youwasright October 20, 2014