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vagfiesta 

vagina, pussy, where women derive their pleasure, pleasurebox, vagbox, cooter,
"dude, he totally wants to stick it in your vagfiesta"
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Vagistamp 

To rub vegemite on ones vagina then press the lips onto someone's face making a stamp.
Laura Vagistamped Amber while she was passed out last night

vagestacles 

the state of having a vagina in addition to a pair of testacles.
That stripper had some nasty, drippy vagestacles.

Invading Vagistan 

- What did you do yesterday night? You missed the party!
- I was at the party! But I met this girl and we went back to her place!
- Oh, so you were invading Vagistan all night?
- Yes, sir!

vagestatic 

when a vagina is so ecstatic, it just over flows.
ex. 1 my father is a vagestatic vagina.

ex. 2 evan got so vagestatic, her pants stained.

ex. 3 Vanessa's vagestatic vagina was so overwhelmingly hairy.
vagestatic by sir.nicholas November 28, 2009

Vagistank 

An odor originating in the vagina. It is also the reason they make commercials for Vagisil featuring lobster, skunk, blowfish and porcupines. They are implying that there is a stinky vagina involved.
" Damn that vagistank is bad! Please don't expect me to eat it until you treat it" (with Vagisil, that is).
Vagistank by BaJinxy August 21, 2007

vagistache 

When a woman shaves her pubic hair into the shape of a mustache.
I shaved my pubes into a vagistache so when Bob goes down on me he looks like Salvidor Dali.
vagistache by tikitattoos May 12, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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