Vacation cankles.
On long flights, a combination of cabin pressure, dehydration, and poor circulation, causes some people get swollen feet and ankles, causing them to have vacankles when they get to their destination.
On long flights, a combination of cabin pressure, dehydration, and poor circulation, causes some people get swollen feet and ankles, causing them to have vacankles when they get to their destination.
-I had discernible, shapely ankles before I got on the plane! What happened?
-You've got vacankles, sorry. They'll probably go back to normal in a day or two.
-After that long flight to Cancun, I couldn't even wear my new sandals because I had vacankles.
-I have to wait for these vacankles to disappear before I can go out dancing.
-You've got vacankles, sorry. They'll probably go back to normal in a day or two.
-After that long flight to Cancun, I couldn't even wear my new sandals because I had vacankles.
-I have to wait for these vacankles to disappear before I can go out dancing.
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After a long and exhausting week back to work following the December holidays, Bob looked through photos from his trip in an effort to treat his vacanesia.
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