vacankles 

Vacation cankles.

On long flights, a combination of cabin pressure, dehydration, and poor circulation, causes some people get swollen feet and ankles, causing them to have vacankles when they get to their destination.

-I had discernible, shapely ankles before I got on the plane! What happened?
-You've got vacankles, sorry. They'll probably go back to normal in a day or two.

-After that long flight to Cancun, I couldn't even wear my new sandals because I had vacankles.

-I have to wait for these vacankles to disappear before I can go out dancing.

vacankles by smartichoke December 7, 2015

vagandles 

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.

Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"

vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009

vacanesia 

vacanesia (n.) vak-uh-nee-zuh - Condition occurring upon returning to work after a vacation during which the increased number and intensity of hours causes one to forget the recent time off ever occurred

After a long and exhausting week back to work following the December holidays, Bob looked through photos from his trip in an effort to treat his vacanesia.

vacanesia by bobo76 January 10, 2010

vajinkles 

vagina wrinkles.

did you laugh your vajinkles off?

vajinkles by shortCUBE September 25, 2011

Vacandlefanlloon 

A vaccum ,a candle a ,fan ,and a ballon

The vacandlefanlloon was like a helicopter/hot air balloon.

Vacandlefanlloon by Vacandlefanlloon September 28, 2020

vajankle

when your va jay jay reaches your ankles..you fat fuck.

"HOLY SHIT that fat whore has a vajankle. And I thought cankles were bad!"

"you break my laptop, i break your vajankle"

vajankle by queen va jing jang August 19, 2007

vagankle 

A portmanteau created by combining the words vagina and ankle; defined as when one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the vagina and the ankle, thereby creating the illusion that they are fused together.

bob: so you left sarah?

dan: yeah, i was tired of having to look at her nasty-ass vagankles every morning.

vagankle by eds_poofed_hair October 9, 2008