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A person that resembles a medieval or mythical creature; someone with a scaly complexion almost reptilian like
Oh man, that vagadon of a woman can fly away at any moment.

Stop acting like such a vagadon and eat like a proper person.
Vagadon by tatersalad1994 May 9, 2014

Five o'clock vagadow

A normally shaved bush that's gone to sand-paper status, giving her "lady parts" a "five o'clock shadow" effect. Either 2 or more days unshaven in the vagina region.
Sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn't shaved down there in days and thought that her five o'clock vagadow would turn him off forever.

Vagalope 

A derogatory phrase that is used to describe a person that is a: Vagina Adoring, Gangbang addicted, Lustful orgasm(juice) pursuing employee.
Man, Tracie is such a vagalope.
Vagalope by JoexOreo December 25, 2008

vagadong 

The solitary penis of a nomadic traveler.
The stray man's vagadong was very lonely, for it hadn't experienced sexual intercourse for several years.
vagadong by Diabolus Luciferus November 8, 2014

vagadouceyitis 

What you claim to get from a dirty dick yet no other girl has gotten it. It's just your vagina reject itself. Try cleaning the truffle butter off once and a while
Spreading your legs without cleaning the truffle butter between tricks causes vagadouceyitis.
vagadouceyitis by G2bblunt June 1, 2018
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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