Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.
The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.
The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.
Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!
I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse or alien invasion women will only slow men down which will potentially result in death. Also it will be highly inconvenient to deal with them on their periods. "Nomadic Pimpin" is the act of sticking with one group of women (and having sex with them) then ditching them after two weeks for your own survival and moving on to another group of women where you then repeat the cycle.
"I still want to have sex in the zombie apocalypse but don't want women's lack of survival skill to kill me, so I will just do some nomadic pimpin"
"Women are going to suck to deal with during a zombie apocalypse"
"Bro, that's why we're nomadic pimpin"
Someone who moves around a lot (not really from a place) and is multiracial. It is hard for these people to answer the questions; where are you from? And what is your background.
People who step in place during a walking challenge and say they are actually walking. It is definitely BS and cheating.
Oh look I took 400,000 steps (like a kick ass Nomadic Stepper) in place to come in fourth place for a walking challenge. I feel so good that I cheated the system!