vag pat

noun

A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning.
Often used by douche bags who fake tan.

-"Yo, did you just see that guy vag pat his girlfriend?!"
-"I bet they only do anal."

by 1894657 June 2, 2009

Vag Path

the complete opposite of a cock block

when someone is helping you with pussy

also know as VP

Adam- "yo i was talkin you up to justine"

Andy- " man i got to thank you for the vag path"

by Leiby February 18, 2009

Vag Patch

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks

Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?

by 777geez November 20, 2015

Vag Patch

An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.

If I have to take off my underwear for this scene I'm going to need you to get me a vag patch

by xroyalrooterx March 17, 2011

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

Vag Patch

The female version of cock blocking.

"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P

by UnderWhere? June 23, 2010

vag patch

A step up from calling some one a douche bag.

"That dude is such a Vag Patch"

"This game is straight out of the Vag Patch"

by Travis Hecker April 25, 2008