Vagpatter

A female airport security employee, TSA or equivalent, that pats the region around a women's vagina searching for hidden drugs or prohibited items.

Vagpatter: ma'am,ma'am, I've just got to pat you down. Youve alarmed around your vagina.

Passenger: That ugly female airport vagpatter was really rude. I'm putting in a complaint about how rough she patted my vag !

by BigDollopsofGollop June 30, 2022

vagaterian

Vagaterian - one who eats vaginia (performs cunnilingus) but ususally refers to lesbians (e.g., as used in the movie, Imagine You & Me).

Jane is one hot vagaterian; she is one woman who really likes being down on the hot muffin.

by TooSick4U December 22, 2006

Vagaster

So many vaginas in one room that it's a disaster.

Oh my my. Those hos got krunk in there. 12 hos in one room was bound to be a vagaster!

by Mr. Silky August 22, 2012

Vagaterian

A person who only eats vagina =
lol.

" Fuck yeh imma vagaterian aka pussy eater "

by St33zykj January 13, 2010

Vagaterian

Life style choice by which one gives up all of the food groups and only eats pussy.

If it don't get all over the place it don't belong in your face the vagaterian choice.

by Onenuted. July 23, 2018

vagmaster

The master of the vag (pronounced vadge, aka, vagina).

Typically female, the vagmaster controls all entry into and actions within the vag. In rare cases, a pimp may assume control of entry into the vag area, becoming a monetary vagmaster, for a nominal fee to the biological vagmaster. Both parties benefit from monetary gain.

"So have you gotten laid yet?"
"No way man, she's one prude-ass vagmaster."

by CFV November 30, 2007

vagartery

Term for vagina (especially during menstration)

I need a tampon, my vagartery is busted

by Jessica Houston July 29, 2008