A female airport security employee, TSA or equivalent, that pats the region around a women's vagina searching for hidden drugs or prohibited items.
Vagpatter: ma'am,ma'am, I've just got to pat you down. Youve alarmed around your vagina.
Passenger: That ugly female airport vagpatter was really rude. I'm putting in a complaint about how rough she patted my vag !
Passenger: That ugly female airport vagpatter was really rude. I'm putting in a complaint about how rough she patted my vag !
by BigDollopsofGollop June 30, 2022
Get the Vagpattermug.