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vajoozle biscuit
vajoozle biscuit by just here to add things April 1, 2023
vagoo
vagoo by Bob Santos February 23, 2005
Vadong
Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.
My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."
Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010
vajooj
n. 1) A derivative of the word vagina. Often used as a euphemism to describe the female anatomy.
2) Used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male).
3) A combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language.
2) Used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male).
3) A combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language.
1) "Do I smell your vajooj or is it just a little humid in here?"
2) "Don't be such a vajooj and stop crying you widdle baby."
3) "Helvetica est la vajooj."
2) "Don't be such a vajooj and stop crying you widdle baby."
3) "Helvetica est la vajooj."
vajooj by polygonprospect. July 30, 2008
Vagooba
Vagooba by V. A. G. O. O. B. A. February 24, 2019
Vavoom
Expresses a finality in setting up a plan to make people fall in love
"and then vavoom, they kiss"
But can also be used to express the accomplishment of a task in everyday life
"vavoom I finished the dishes"
Originates from the TV show Good Omens
Vavoom can also be used as a verb
"and then vavoom, they kiss"
But can also be used to express the accomplishment of a task in everyday life
"vavoom I finished the dishes"
Originates from the TV show Good Omens
Vavoom can also be used as a verb
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