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n. 1) A derivative of the word vagina. Often used as a euphemism to describe the female anatomy.

2) Used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male).

3) A combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language.
1) "Do I smell your vajooj or is it just a little humid in here?"

2) "Don't be such a vajooj and stop crying you widdle baby."

3) "Helvetica est la vajooj."
vajooj by polygonprospect. July 30, 2008
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vajoozle biscuit 

The place where your perineum is located specifically on a female.
Your peroneal nerve is not in your vajoozle biscuit, it's in your knee.
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A vagina that is excessively chubby and wide. It smells sort of like the sea and has many folds to the point you cant tell which part is labia and which is fat.
My girlfriend has a vajooba and it smells of ocean and spoiled milk. It has so many folds I cant find her labia.
vajooba by merkinpriest69 March 11, 2015

vajooter 

peter violently rammed his veal into her vajooter
vajooter by ashley November 30, 2004
a boy’s fear of tampons.

It is literally hilarious: tampons are just compressed cottonballs, yet guys think it’s like some nuclear weapon. Common bro, calm down.
*throws tampon at boy*

*boy runs for miles*

Vajoochie
vajoochie by SlytherinChild May 28, 2018

Vajoojoo 

Another name given to a woman's vagina.
Our friendship is tighter then a woman's Vajoojoo.
Vajoojoo by Bakashon November 7, 2010

Vajoogey loogey 

When a girl gives a man a blow job and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she tries to spit it directly into her vagina; however if she happens to miss, she can scoop it up anew and cup into her vagina, the related vajoogey scoopey loogey. Typically performed by girls with low self esteem who seek out attention by trying to get pregnant at any opportunity.
'Did you hear about Dan? He only got a BJ but the girl vajoogey loogey(ied) in the bathroom so the courts made him pay child support.'
Vajoogey loogey by Methwolf May 9, 2010
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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