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vajooj

n. 1) A derivative of the word vagina. Often used as a euphemism to describe the female anatomy.

2) Used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male).

3) A combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language.
1) "Do I smell your vajooj or is it just a little humid in here?"

2) "Don't be such a vajooj and stop crying you widdle baby."

3) "Helvetica est la vajooj."
by polygonprospect. July 30, 2008
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vajoozle biscuit

The place where your perineum is located specifically on a female.
Your peroneal nerve is not in your vajoozle biscuit, it's in your knee.
by just here to add things April 1, 2023
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vajooba

A vagina that is excessively chubby and wide. It smells sort of like the sea and has many folds to the point you cant tell which part is labia and which is fat.
My girlfriend has a vajooba and it smells of ocean and spoiled milk. It has so many folds I cant find her labia.
by merkinpriest69 March 11, 2015
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vajooter

peter violently rammed his veal into her vajooter
by ashley November 30, 2004
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vajoochie

a boy’s fear of tampons.

It is literally hilarious: tampons are just compressed cottonballs, yet guys think it’s like some nuclear weapon. Common bro, calm down.
*throws tampon at boy*

*boy runs for miles*

Vajoochie
by SlytherinChild May 28, 2018
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Vajoojoo

Another name given to a woman's vagina.
Our friendship is tighter then a woman's Vajoojoo.
by Bakashon November 7, 2010
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Vajoogey loogey

When a girl gives a man a blow job and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she tries to spit it directly into her vagina; however if she happens to miss, she can scoop it up anew and cup into her vagina, the related vajoogey scoopey loogey. Typically performed by girls with low self esteem who seek out attention by trying to get pregnant at any opportunity.
'Did you hear about Dan? He only got a BJ but the girl vajoogey loogey(ied) in the bathroom so the courts made him pay child support.'
by Methwolf May 9, 2010
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