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vaccubate

A masturbation act when a covers his dick in water and puts it in a vacuum.
Tim: Yo Steven's been skipping school for like a week.

Richard: Yeah, i think he's a chronic Vaccubater. His house is noisy as fuck and he never lets me in.
by DestructoFish May 17, 2014
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vaccinater

People who righteously fight to eradicate preventable diseases from their communities by bravely allowing qualified medical professionals inject them and their offspring with antibodies triumphantly developed in laboratories in order to trigger an immune response sufficient enough to protect them from said preventable disease.
"Hey, Jane is having a measles party, do you want to bring your kids so they can hurry up and get a preventable disease?"
"Hell no. My kids don't get preventable diseases. I'm a vaccinater."
by Sk8rnurse October 12, 2015
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anti-vaccinater

A stupid, fucking piece of shit who hasn't for even one second taken any formal science classes at an institution for higher education--and is thus, easily influenced by fellow stupid, fucking pieces of shit like Jenny MacArthy--which causes them to be succeptable to scary sounding information even though literally every piece of scientific evidence suggests otherwise.
Hey Bill, did you hear that stupid, fucking peice of shit Larry is an anti-vaccinater?
by Standby Diver October 9, 2015
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Vacubate

When you pleasure yourself by sticking your penis into a vacuum cleaner while it is on to simulate a blow job.
I was so horny last night, so I vacubated.
by your mom's a milf January 1, 2010
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vacuubate

to masturbate with a vacuum
I couldn't find my blow-up doll last night, so i had to resort ot vacuumbating
by blaze it up June 1, 2005
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Vaccinated ballsack

Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.
Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome
by Chenyah buss down that pussy December 20, 2021
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vaccinated with a Victrola needle

Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.
"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."
by Paul Varjak November 11, 2012
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