A Russian teenager who is known for getting high and for his lanky but wonderful hugs. He has a bony butt according to Firecrotch but this is due to him being as tall as a mountain but as thin as the wind. Valera is keen on nicknames for his friends. i.e.: Grease. Valera has a wife, a whore and a mistress who are clearly all being cheated on , as well as cheating on him. Nevertheless he is madly in love with his Arabian wife.
by -Greaseball December 22, 2009
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Hey valera, you got a cigarette or not?
Yo valera got a phone i can use?
Hey valera, you got a cigarette or not?
Yo valera got a phone i can use?
Valera
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1.A strapped up dyke
2. A younger, muscular male with a lesbian hairstyle
3. A man with a strong sexual attraction to women’s feet more than any other physical attribute
4. Individuals who have an affinity to being penetrated with strapped on dildo
5. A man trying to hard to perpetuate an image of having swag or fashion sense
2. A younger, muscular male with a lesbian hairstyle
3. A man with a strong sexual attraction to women’s feet more than any other physical attribute
4. Individuals who have an affinity to being penetrated with strapped on dildo
5. A man trying to hard to perpetuate an image of having swag or fashion sense
“I might be strapped up I’d like to smell her toes real quick”
“Bro you’re on some Valera shit right now , get it together “
“Bro you’re on some Valera shit right now , get it together “
by Strapped up little girl December 13, 2018
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Get the marie valera mug.Valerija Is An amazing girl you can always trust and rely on. She lives to joke around and always has time for laughter. She is very emotional and sensetive. She is the world's beautiful girl you can ever imagine. People can be really jelous of her beauty and what she has to say . If you mess with her you will regret it. She will always be there for her freinds and family . *She is a real bad bitch and you will like that *
Person 1 : I really wish I was Valerija she is so stunning beautiful and she is just amazing.
Person 2 : I know right she is the world's spot light
Person 2 : I know right she is the world's spot light
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