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usfir by sapphire moonlight May 16, 2021
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USAirways
To screw company employees by cutting pay to poverty levels and blaming employees for incompetent management.
USAirways by Bruce Lakefield March 6, 2005
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usairways
Seen by my father many years ago in a bathroom airport while he was working for USAirways:
I came here to shit and stink,
But all I did was sit and think.
I sat and sat but to my despair,
All I got was USair.
I came here to shit and stink,
But all I did was sit and think.
I sat and sat but to my despair,
All I got was USair.
A group of people who have their heads up their asses and give out cheesewheels for a Christmas bonus: the executives of USairways
usairways by Disgruntled pilot's daughter March 5, 2008
Usir
I killed you and you killed me... Usir
usfie
Whereas a "selfie" is a photo taken of one's self, an "usfie" is photo of 2 or more people, taken by a member of the group. Typical form is by way of self-facing camera with an outstretched arm.
Jenny and I were out and wanted to get a pic of us in front of the Eiffel Tower, but we had nobody to take our photo, so we took an #usfie
usfie by ultimatetaba March 12, 2014
Unfireable
When you own the business, the last thing you would have to worry about is someone letting you go, you’re unfireable
Unfireable by Unfireable March 6, 2018
UFIR
UFIR by Uncle Dimma July 7, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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