Seen by my father many years ago in a bathroomairport while he was working for USAirways:
I came here to shit and stink,
But all I did was sit and think.
I sat and sat but to my despair,
All I got was USair.
A group of people who have their heads up their asses and give out cheesewheels for a Christmas bonus: the executives of USairways
Whereas a "selfie" is a photo taken of one's self, an "usfie" is photo of 2 or more people, taken by a member of the group. Typical form is by way of self-facing camera with an outstretched arm.
Jenny and I were out and wanted to get a pic of us in front of the Eiffel Tower, but we had nobody to take our photo, so we took an #usfie