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To be self employed

When you own the business, the last thing you would have to worry about is someone letting you go, you’re unfireable

Unfireable by Unfireable March 6, 2018

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Unfireable

Being too good at your place of employment to get fired.

I can get Grand Theft Auto on the company truck and still keep my job because im good at my job.Im unfireable.

Unfireable by Jasonc933 October 31, 2017

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unfireable

To make yourself indispensable so that you can not possibly get fired.

I decreased the scrap and rework and increased the productivity so that I am unfireable.

unfireable by Billie Brown August 13, 2008

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Unwifeable

Someone who isn't wife material for whatever reason

Cindy can't cook to save her life, she is so unwifeable!

Unwifeable by Pseudonymph2010 January 30, 2010

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unfadeable

That which is unstoppable -- particularly one that cannot be compared to.

That dude Heavy D up in the 5 and dime is truly unfadeable. Fo shizo.

unfadeable by oaktown June 10, 2003

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unsikeable

simply amazing or astonishing; unbelievable

That Cycle Jackson move he did was truly unsikeable.

unsikeable by Anish Kurup March 31, 2007

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unfadeable

Not able to be faded. That which is sublime, above rational comparison.

It's unfadeable, the way I blaze this track...

unfadeable by Boomer May 4, 2000

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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