An Urkle Poop is an
indescribable, horrific, and never-before seen shit that will be coming to a
toilet bowl near you. The only way to
understand it, is to experience it
"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That shit coiled around seven times, had bumps all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."