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urkl by Dan Milner January 6, 2009
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Urkle Poop
An Urkle Poop is an indescribable, horrific, and never-before seen shit that will be coming to a toilet bowl near you. The only way to understand it, is to experience it
"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That shit coiled around seven times, had bumps all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."
"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That shit coiled around seven times, had bumps all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."
Urkle Poop by Bonin' Bobno February 11, 2010
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Urkle jerk
The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"
Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked
Randal: Did I do that!?
Randal: Did I do that!?
Urkle jerk by The Rollin and the tiden March 7, 2011
Unkle Urkle
Unkle urkle is the one guy you like, he sells you the dankest kush. Although you always forget for some reason about later in the day when he makes you take something for the special deal he gave you.
being defined
Unkle Urkle: How was was that dank kush?
Johnny: I loved it was the best i've ever had!
Unkle Urkle: Great!, you know what's next then.
Johnny : Wait no! You said it was the last time!
Unkle Urkle: Dank kush has it's price.
Unkle Urkle: How was was that dank kush?
Johnny: I loved it was the best i've ever had!
Unkle Urkle: Great!, you know what's next then.
Johnny : Wait no! You said it was the last time!
Unkle Urkle: Dank kush has it's price.
Unkle Urkle by Nead555 April 11, 2016
urkly
erk-ly
1. very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; offensive to the sense of beauty; displeasing in appearance.
2. disagreeable; unpleasant; objectionable: ugly tricks; ugly discords.
3. morally revolting
4. threatening trouble or danger
5. mean; hostile; quarrelsome
6. (esp. of natural phenomena) unpleasant or dangerous
1. very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; offensive to the sense of beauty; displeasing in appearance.
2. disagreeable; unpleasant; objectionable: ugly tricks; ugly discords.
3. morally revolting
4. threatening trouble or danger
5. mean; hostile; quarrelsome
6. (esp. of natural phenomena) unpleasant or dangerous
urkle
urkle by DeathlyEmoBiatch April 23, 2006
Urkling
1. When some dude be snorting just like Urkle in Family Matters. Usually detracts hot womenz. Don't hang with a homeboy that be Urkling. Sometimes happens after hard laughter.
2. Urkling is the sound pigs make.
2. Urkling is the sound pigs make.
Yo homie? Why you Urkling all up on Laura Winslow like that?? Urkling is cool, but only for nerds...
Urkling by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi June 19, 2010
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