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a urinal is like a toilet, but it hangs off the wall and you piss into it. Urinals are a regular place for drug addicts and sick weird perverting individuals to meet up and do all sorts of gross things to each other or to themselves.
jonnie: why does ryan allways hang around the urinals?
me: probably either to shoot up or to get nasty with perverts.
Urinals by abode July 4, 2008
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Two Urinals No Walls

When 2 urinals are present but only one can be used for a comfortable pissing experience.
i’m not going next to you there’s Two Urinals No Walls

the urinals 

a group of people who go by the name ‘ the urinals ‘
person 1 : have you heard of the urinals
person 2 : yes!
the urinals by the urinals June 22, 2020

games urinalist 

A Games Journalist who is, in fact, an activist posing as a journalist, whose work belongs in a urinal.
I can't believe that games urinalist thinks the reader can't see that he is just blatantly pushing his political agenda.
games urinalist by zorclon March 2, 2019

Urinal Drink 

A random alcoholic drink that you obtain from a public restroom. You will usually find these perched atop a urinal.
Jason was hammered and went to take a piss. He back out of the restroom slurping a urinal drink.
Urinal Drink by ch1085 June 7, 2018

Mexican Urinal 

The act of urinating durring anal penetration.
I gave her the Mexican Urinal last night.
Mexican Urinal by Mexicansoda February 15, 2010

Urinal Index 

A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.
Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.
Urinal Index by archimedes579 May 16, 2010
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