URBAN WARFARE

A form of flirting using words via the Urban Dictionary which has the potential to lead to positive fireworks or firewalls in a potential relationship. One person humorously enters a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary as a flirtatious diss and the other responds with an ever better one and so it continues and one day............all hell breaks loose and/or they marry. It's a testing type of relationship, testing of the minds and intelligence.

She woke up one morning and decided it was time for some URBAN WARFARE as he had shown off one too many times with his ENHANCED vocabularly. Keep it simple stupid!

URBAN WARFARE by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011

definitive urban warfare 

Editing Urban Dictionary to win an argument.

"He told me that 'West Africa' meant buttsex with a relative, and when I checked Urban Dictionary, it said it did. But I suspect some definitive urban warfare has taken place."

definitive urban warfare by Hans Grub January 6, 2013

Urban Monkey Warfare 

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.

"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"

Urban Monkey Warfare by D.E March 18, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012