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urban idiots

People who can't or won't speak proper English and then play the race card when don't get they jobs or respect they feel they deserve. If they'd just stop talking like dumbasses maybe they'd have the same opportunities as everyone else.
People are urban idiots if they say amblance instead of ambulance, ax instead of ask mines instead of mine and etc. You get the idea.....
urban idiots by ubonics hater December 22, 2008
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Urban Idiot

someone who goes onto urbandictionary.com and defines there name.
Idiot: Dude what are you doing?
Urban Idiot: I'm defining my name on urban dictionary.
Idiot: What did you say?
Urban Idiot: I said "a crazy shorty that loves to fuck. HUGE PACKAGE. can skateboard. loves to put it in the ladies ass. has great hair. sexy as hell. has a great firm ass, and loves people to touch it. it is orgasmic to him. likes all type of music. is in love with the store pac-sun. and has a nerdy brother and he is the exact opposite as his brother."
Idiot: Sweet.
Urban Idiot by Afendra March 9, 2009

kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms) 

nothing isn't as worth as life, dont worry about yourself and keep on the way of life
a situation kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission

Urban Idiot

Someone who cannot think of any words to add.

You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag 

Hey! You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.

Scots origin Glasgow urban slag is the definition of YouTube!
You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag You idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager. Scots origin Glasgow urban slag

UrbanIdiot 

People who waste their time coming up with stupid words to define meaningless and unimportant things. Brainless jerks who waste their time insulting others (like I'm insulting them now) in order to feel good about themselves.
Any person who makes up a derogatory, racist, homophobic, insulting, gender-biased, self-centered, sadistic (etc. I could go on) word that puts down anyone but themselves. "He's such an urbanidiot."
UrbanIdiot by IdiotHater August 26, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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