Andy: Did you find out if Jimmy the Ground Hog saw his shadow?
Ms. Chew: No but Punksatony Phil saw his.
Andy: Come on you need to be more stateriotic.
Ms. Chew: No but Punksatony Phil saw his.
Andy: Come on you need to be more stateriotic.
by Afendra February 23, 2009
When one refuses to take relationships seriously until the perfect person comes along. They usually have sex with the person they are "with" giving them the appearence of being slutty.
PersonA:That courtney bitch is such a slut, constantly going from guy to guy.
PersonB:No she just has a Damsel Complex
PersonB:No she just has a Damsel Complex
by Afendra April 23, 2009
Idiot: Dude what are you doing?
Urban Idiot: I'm defining my name on urban dictionary.
Idiot: What did you say?
Urban Idiot: I said "a crazy shorty that loves to fuck. HUGE PACKAGE. can skateboard. loves to put it in the ladies ass. has great hair. sexy as hell. has a great firm ass, and loves people to touch it. it is orgasmic to him. likes all type of music. is in love with the store pac-sun. and has a nerdy brother and he is the exact opposite as his brother."
Idiot: Sweet.
Urban Idiot: I'm defining my name on urban dictionary.
Idiot: What did you say?
Urban Idiot: I said "a crazy shorty that loves to fuck. HUGE PACKAGE. can skateboard. loves to put it in the ladies ass. has great hair. sexy as hell. has a great firm ass, and loves people to touch it. it is orgasmic to him. likes all type of music. is in love with the store pac-sun. and has a nerdy brother and he is the exact opposite as his brother."
Idiot: Sweet.
by Afendra March 09, 2009
Someone who, when on facebook, updates their status multiple times so that thier status updates are within 2 updates of one another. This generally happens when someone is on facebook way to often and their status should in fact always be "isert name" is On Facebook.
Calvin is the status fiend
update: Calvin is Sleepy
update: Calvin feels like going to bed
update: Jim Took the which power ranger are you quiz he is the red ranger.
update: Calvin wants to be the pink ranger
update: Mary has to sleep
update: Calvin is sighing off
update: Calvin is Sleepy
update: Calvin feels like going to bed
update: Jim Took the which power ranger are you quiz he is the red ranger.
update: Calvin wants to be the pink ranger
update: Mary has to sleep
update: Calvin is sighing off
by Afendra April 10, 2009