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urban dick'd 

when you are referenced in a definition on this website. either a great honor, or terrible shame, depending on self esteem levels.
i totally urban dick'd that guy, and now he's famous.

well famous like divine brown.
urban dick'd by jb is awesome November 15, 2011
Words you can keep

Diss'd-urbin dick-shunary 

Proposed spin-off of UD for all juicy words and defs pertaining to special sex interests and extra-funky body fluids. (et cetera.) Exclusive.

"Catering to specialized tastes."

.....

x: Word up! I am so amped abt Diss'd-Urbin Dick-Shunary! It's such a bone-dropper havin to wade through all that ca-ca like 'gladden' and 'sacre bleu'.
y: Yeah, I wasted like a whole minute checkin out 'bumph'. Sooo not what I thought. Like, leave that cha-cak in the dust. We're gone, dude.
x: Word out.

urban dick 

(n.) A staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag who lacks any consistency in rejections or acceptances. He will let completely lame trash pass as a definition, yet cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.
Guy 1: Hey did the definition get passed, man?
Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight?
Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I'm going to pass for the website while I masturbate.
Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.
urban dick by Ryan Fitz July 21, 2008

Urban Dick-tionary 

Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab

C) Makes no sense

Examples

A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo

urban dick 

An ‘Urban Dick’ is someone who rejects your definition on urbandictionary.com | their usually miserable and inconsiderate about your definition even though you’ve worked hard on it. Still not enough information? Well then, here’s an example.
Urban Dick is a worker at urbandictionary.com that jerks off to hentai and simps for people like BelleDelphine
Carole: *calls jack*
Also Carole: what’s up jack?
Jack: nothing much, just on the old urbban dicktionary
Carole: I wrote a definition for pussy on there, can you submit and publish it because you work there?
Jack: ...
Also Jack: *hangs up*
Carole: MOTHERFUCKER
urban dick by inf_rnal June 28, 2020

Urban Dick Head 

Someone who over uses Urban Dictionary to find out everything.
Larry: Jim, your a kike

Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew

Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head
Urban Dick Head by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009

Urban Dick 

A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.
That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!
Urban Dick by Nictionary April 17, 2015
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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