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Urban Penis Tionary 

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Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary
Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!
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Urban Dick-tionary 

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Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab

C) Makes no sense

Examples

A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo
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Urban Dick-tionary 

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A person who constantly references Urban Dictionary definitions and will accept anything there as fact, usually in a bit of a douchebag manner. He constantly tells his friends to look up things there and will even masturbate to Urban Dictionary on occasion.
Urban Dick-tionary: Hey dudes, whatcha up to?
Al: Just discussing the Coriolis Force with Francis.
Urban Dick-tionary: Oh, well on Urban Dicktionary it says the Coriolis Force is caused by different toilet designs between the hemispheres. Cool, huh?
Francis: God, what an Urban Dick-tionary...
Urban Dick-tionary by Nora Hemmingwurst September 3, 2012
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Urban Dick-tionary 

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An online dictionary run by idiots and assholes.
"The people who run the Urban Dick-tionary don't know their ass from their elbow."
Urban Dick-tionary by Cloxboy May 28, 2008
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dick-tionary 

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a girls list of dateable guys by the size of their manhood.
"hey do u now any guys who are up for a fun night"

" lemme check my dick-tionary...i'll find u an 8 or a 9"
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Urban Dick'tionary-ed 

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(dik-shun-a-ree-d) v.
Urban Dictionary renamed. This term is used when the editors of the Urban Dictionary "dick you" by not posting a useful and/or funny definition that you have submitted to them.
i subitted my definition for glock- potato (a wonderful game where you and drunk friends sit around and toss a chambered glock back and forth and hope (kind of) that theres no loser) and totally got urban dick'tionary-ed.
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