Jewterus

The uterus of a non-Jewish woman who gives birth to somebody who later converts to Judaism.

Did you hear that Junior left the church and converted to Judaism? His mom must have a jewterus.

by Nictionary December 22, 2014

Urban Dick

A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.

That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!

by Nictionary April 17, 2015

Bangry

When you're angry at your hair stylist for giving you bangs that are way too short for your face.

Lisa left the salon in a huff, bangry at her hair stylist for giving her bangs that made her look like Morticia from the Adams Family.

by Nictionary July 16, 2015

bangrief

The feeling of grief that you get when you realize that getting bangs during your haircut was a very, very bad idea. Bangrief hurts the worst when looking in a mirror.

Also, bangrief can be used to describe a parent's dismay when seeing that their toddler cut his own hair with scissors.

Susie asked her hairstylist to give her bangs but hated the way they looked. Bangrief overwhelmed her and she jumped off a cliff.

by Nictionary July 16, 2015