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ur gramp a tramp

The worst of all. Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, AND ur granny tranny.
Dan: ur mom gay

Mike: oh yeah, well your gramp a tramp.

Dan: *dies*

ur gramp a tramp

Almost equivalent to ur granny tranny but a little less of a roast.
Random Bastard: Ur Mum Gay, and ur dad lesbian
Me: Oh Yeah well, ur Gramp a tramp
Random Bastard: *Kills Self*

Ur gramp a tramp

A sacred word to only be spoken by the gods it can cause anything to happen
Carl : Ur Mom Gay
Dylan : Ur Sister A Mister
Carl : Ur Gramp A Tramp

*The universe instantly decays as God himself slits his wrist from his mistakes
Ur gramp a tramp by Dead.Orphans March 18, 2018

ur gramp a tramp

The last of the mighty quartet, also including ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Saying these in conjunction has timeline-ending effects, though the exact effects are not recorded.
Person 1: lol ur gay
Person 2: ur mom gay
Person 1: D:
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: wait no
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: you don't know what you're doing
Person 2: and ur gramp a tramp
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ur gramp a tramp by LudwigVonPhoenix September 13, 2020

Ur Gramp a Tramp

This is not to be used lightly as it can end a man's entire career, the phrase is closely related to "Ur Daddy Lesbian", "Ur Mom Gay", "Ur Granny Tranny", and the newest addition "Ur Sister a Mister" and can be used in the same way.
Bector: Ur Mom Gay
Sethieboii: Ur Daddy Lesbian
Bector: Ur Sister a Mister
Sethieboii: Ur Gramp a Tramp
Bector: ** Dies **
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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