Definitions by LudwigVonPhoenix

najimi 

being interchangably male or female, depending on what would be funnier or allow for more mischief; named after Najimi Osana from the anime Komi Can't Communicate, who exhibits this trait

Person 1: Najimi said she was a girl earlier, but now he's a boy. Which one is it?

Person 2: Neither. He's Najimi.

najimi by LudwigVonPhoenix February 24, 2022

tecromancy 

The art of bringing dead technology to life

Person 1: Check it out, I got Skyrim to run on Windows Vista.
Person 2: No way. That's some tecromancy right there.

tecromancy by LudwigVonPhoenix July 2, 2021

ur gramp a tramp

The last of the mighty quartet, also including ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Saying these in conjunction has timeline-ending effects, though the exact effects are not recorded.

Person 1: lol ur gay
Person 2: ur mom gay
Person 1: D:
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: wait no
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: you don't know what you're doing
Person 2: and ur gramp a tramp
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ur gramp a tramp by LudwigVonPhoenix September 13, 2020

assumption 

to make an assumption is to make an ass of u and mption

u: i made an assumption
mption: rly bruh

assumption by LudwigVonPhoenix October 24, 2019

Chawwie 

discowdinyatow's nyicknyame fow MEE6. wated the highest with owo ship so it's wegit nyow :3

User: owo ship discordinator chawwie
Discordinator: unfowtunatewy my code does not awwow me to expwess ouw bounwless wuv owo

Chawwie by LudwigVonPhoenix August 4, 2019