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Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.
John: ur mom gay
Mike: ur da- no, don’t make me do it

John: do it faggot

Mike: ur brother a mother
*John fucking dies*
by Mikeyisameme March 21, 2018
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This is by far the worst insult you can tell someone in the entire universe. God himself forbids himself from speaking of this.
1: Ur Mom gay
2: ur Dad lesbian

1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur sister sisters a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
(Literally every living thing in existence gets the life sucked out of them)
by Mitchyboi March 13, 2018
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This insult will obliterate your opponent and wipe them off the face of the universe. Even the most daring souls never speak of this sentence out of fear of its power. The Pandora's Box of insults.
John: Ur mom gay
Frank: Ur dad lesbian
John: Ur granny tranny
Frank: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Frank: Ur brother a mother
(Frank's skin is melted off his face; The universe implodes)
by Soggy Slopster March 16, 2018
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The most lethal and deadly insult. There is nothing that can be said to come back from this
Greg: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Greg: ur granny a tranny

Ryan: ur grandpap a trap
Greg: ur sister a mister
Ryan: ur brother a mother
*Greg instantly expolodes into a ball of fire as the galaxy explodes
by harryp03 May 11, 2018
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This is not a phrase to use in light situations. Use with extreme caution
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeff:ur daddy lesbian

Carl: ur granny tranny

Jeff: ur sister a mister
Carl: ur brother a mother

*jeff turns into a pile of blood as the fabric of the universe collapses and destroys the existence of all mortal beings
by Meme pidgeon March 19, 2018
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A more basic form of how god expelled satan from heaven.
This will instantly send a person to hell for internal surfing.
Joe: ur mom gay lol
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur brother a mother
*the ground opens and swallows bob*
by Thecopyrightmaster May 12, 2018
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