UPStalking

An individual whom follows package delivery services around during the holiday's seeking out opportunities to steal boxes that are left in front of houses by the driver.

"Dude, me and Bob did a little UPStalking yesterday and nabbed a new PC thanks to the dork who left the box at a vacant house."

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

Up-talking

When one, particularly a younger person, ends every phrase and sentence as if it were a question. This practice could be derived from the "valley girl" excuse for talking during the nineties, but many people still do it today out of uncontrollable habit.

Teacher: Okay Tommy, it's your turn to present.

Tommy: oKAY(?) I was at the STORE(?) And there was the GUY(?) and like...

Teacher: okay. NEXT.

by stray December 14, 2004

Shut up talking to me

A phrase interchangeable with "shut up," used frequently in Chicago. Could express either annoyance or incredulity.

-"I just got two tickets to a Tribe concert."

-"Shut up talking to me!"

by irongong July 7, 2009

Uptarding

make more stupid, upgrading retardness, advancing incompetence.

Dude, your uptarding yourself watching all that American Idol.

by peter.jubb April 21, 2005

shut up talking to me

shut up; foundin most black areas shut up talking to me is a very popular phrase

Boy shut up talking to me

by Momma's Boy May 13, 2005

uptaking

somebody who attracts many females and doesnt reveal the location of food restraunts, often claiming their destruction.

1."Hey did you see that uptaking guy?" 2."Yeh, he stole my girlfriend 14 minutes ago"

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Uptelling

Made up gibberish word used when you want to sound corporate but don’t actually know corporate lingo.

We should double down on the uptelling and circle back

by TALS5 March 6, 2026