slow on the uptake

Used to describe someone who is simple, slow, retarded or lacking intelligence.

My ex husband and his new wife are a little slow on the uptake.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

uptaking

somebody who attracts many females and doesnt reveal the location of food restraunts, often claiming their destruction.

1."Hey did you see that uptaking guy?" 2."Yeh, he stole my girlfriend 14 minutes ago"

by anonymous November 22, 2021