upransh 

Upransh is a very sexy guy. He is an expert in seducing ladies. Girls whose name starts with A,N,L fall in love with him. He is a Playboy. He can handle lots of ladies at a single time.

Upransh can manage all the girls in his touch.

upransh by Kalisto79 November 23, 2021

one upmanshit 

A phenomenon that occasionally occurs in social gatherings that devolve into a nostalgia-fest conversation about fecal incidents such as soiling underwear, quality bowel movement and/or alcohol fueled defecating incidents. Inevitably, the conversation becomes a string of awful fish-stories about large bowel movements and creative placement and/or uses of them. The conversation becomes more and more repugnant at a exponential pace. Ultimately, the least attractive person of the coversation wins with the most horrifically grotesque story about his or her colon meat.

"...Last week, at Joe's bachelor party, Eric told us this story about crapping his pants on the way home from work that week. For some reason, the stripper decided she should become part of the conversation and told a story about how she once deuced through her g-string thereby cutting the turd in two. Eric rebutted by regaling us with a tale of a boat trip where he made some starboard diarrhea or something like that. That touched off about an hour of one upmanshit where each had one less appetizing story after the next...."

one upmanshit by JEUNT November 21, 2009

pun-upmanship 

A situation in which two or more people trade an ever-escalating quantity of puns on a given topic, ending only when all except one have quit due to tiredness/boredom/psychosis/etc.

(Upon seeing that it's snowing outside)

Person A: "Snow it begins!"

Person B: "Snow comment."

Person A: "Why do you have to be snow cynical? If you don't like it, you could at least flake it."

Person B: "Whoa! Don't get flurrious with me just because you can't sleet things from my point of view."

Person A: "I have to admit: I wasn't expecting such a chilly reception. Anyway, you may be a bit of an ice queen right now, but I bet you'll warm up to things eventually."

Person B: "... You win."

Person A: "Ha! In pun-upmanship, there can only be pun!"

pun-upmanship by 2lol2quit November 24, 2010

upanshu 

Upanshu is a weirdly crazy guy, but is brutally honest, kind, empathetic and passionate being. He loves to travel, best person to share secrets with but will never share his deepest feelings to anyone. He has an infectious laugh, he is deep, trustworthy, courteous, ambivert, enchanting, and someone you cannot afford to lose.

Upanshu is a scorpion, who can be really toxic!

upanshu by Your only capricorn August 14, 2019

One-upmanship 

Is the art or practice of successively outdoing a competitor, rival or enemy/friend.

X: aww i like kati
y: ohhh yeaahh...you doo do yaa (he (y) doesn't like her but just wants to ruin the chances of them getting together, so behind (x's) back gets her (Kati) to go out with him, X is annoyed about them getting together but pretends its not bothering him, meanwhile X is using the same M.O 'method of operating' to get one back.

The one-upmanship escalates until either one stops, or they realise there both at it..(which would quite amsuing for them, or embarrasing.. depends how you take it ;)

One-upmanship by LJcalvert May 9, 2010

man-upmanship 

When a man dismisses another guy's depression because he's never been through it so thinks they just need to man up. Marked by a lack of empathy and a superiority complex, an attitude born out of toxic masculinity.

Have you read that douchebag's tweets? He thinks depression isn't real and that guys just need to [man up[. Classic man-upmanship

man-upmanship by Body Language September 15, 2017

upanshu 

Upanshu is a very direct individual, a funny and amazing person to be with, but sometimes too sensitive from within. He loves to travel, best person to share secrets with but he will never share his deepest feelings to anyone. Passionate, deep, ambivert, loving, consistant, confident, courteous, strong, adorable, enchanting, trustworthy and has an infectious laugh!!

Upanshu is a scorpion!

upanshu by Your only capricorn August 14, 2019