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1. Universal, descriptive word, used when a definitive definition is neither sought nor intended
2. Positive or negative taunt, dependant on expression, situation and person using it
3. The act of being um
Examples of um and umness in everyday speech:

1. As a taunt:
"Hey Truck, did you end up going to see Star Wars?"
"Star Wars is um cobber, I'm not paying to see that umness"

2. As a question:
"What are you planning on doing with all that umness champ?"

3. As an answer:
"You coming down the park for some cricket man?"
"Nah, I still feel pretty um from last night"

4. As a statement of frustration
"47 minutes until the next train? That's um"
(note: the longer you hold onto the 'a' in 'that's' is a direct reflection to the amount of frustration felt. For example: "47 minutes until the next train? Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's um" would infer a great deal of frustration)
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The word that Ayan Ranjan (Ayushmann Khurrana) created himself.

To solve a problem through new ways.
It's time to *unmess* this mess.
Unmess by whateveryousay001 July 18, 2019
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unmessable

The quality of being able to stand in the face of any circumstance and not be thrown off course. Being "unmessable with" : someone who can generate possibility with anyone at anytime under any circumstance. "unmessable with-ness" : the quality of being unstoppable in the face of no agreement, able to turn lemons into lemonade.
Jane greeted every obstacle as an opportunity, she was truly unmessable with.
unmessable by M. Offner February 2, 2008

unmessable

1.Something/someone not to be messed with
2.Something/someone that you cannot mess up.
3. Something/someone you shouldn't mess with
1. Kob is unmessable.
2. That girls ass is unmessable.
3. Last night was unmessable.
4. The Dodgers had an unmessable season
5. That lineup is unmessable
unmessable by jp Bdaddy October 22, 2013

unmessablewith 

A polite way of saying unfuckablewith. One that is not to be messed around with, due to fear of repercussions.
During a leadership club meeting, we encountered an unmessablewith female corrections officer leader named A.M. Rivers.
unmessablewith by 413club September 4, 2021

unmesswithable 

A more sutle form of unfuckwithable. Uses to describe a state-of-being in which one remains unbothered by everyone and everything.
Im not scared of her, Im unmesswithable. Even if she could, she still couldn’t mess with me.
unmesswithable by MrNippyNip November 23, 2018
umnesia real woman no fake!!!!!!!!!
umnesia x daxrentha uwu
umnesia by i rember😅 August 11, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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