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Updated Autopsy Report

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report
Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020
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Updated Autopsy Report

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.
Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!
by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022
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Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.
Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!
by Updated Magic May 30, 2016
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Updated Autopsy Report

When an Autopsy Report has been updated,
This was poked fun at in Ace Attorney,
Please tell me (Defence name) when did you obtain that autopsy report?
Uhhh a day before the tria-
TOO BAD HERES AN UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
-Miles Edgeworth
by A fucking loli June 10, 2022
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updated kitchen

A kitchen Used To Make Drugs
Og Gotti Was Whipping In A Updated Kitchen
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Zoe laverne updated.

She may seem like amazing person but she is cold hearted talking bad about her parents cussing out her parents saying the n word 6 times going live naked vaping lying to her fans saying the c slur making rumors on her friends crying for sympathy and grooming conner
Zoe laverne updated.
by Ramen is life October 27, 2020
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Get updated

When you're playing a video game and two players kill each other simultaneously. Originally from Gears of War 2, when title update 6 was introduced and it became possible to kill each other at the same time.
Guy 1: "Aww man we killed each other!"
Guy 2: "Get updated!"
by Oh iTs Pyro November 23, 2010
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