The situation of a male who has not recently experienced an orgasm and/or ejaculation. The term is typically used by practitioners of edging and tantric masturbation to express the state or duration of successful avoidance of orgasm and/or ejaculation, despite regular sexual stimulation that would normally be expected to produce the same.

I'm 13 days uncummed. How about you?
I'd much rather edge for an hour a day and remain uncummed than to jack off in daily two-minute quickie sessions like some 12-year-old who has just discovered his penis.

uncummed by mv8652 December 21, 2012

uncumberbatchable

Being so extremely unpopular and/or dislikable that even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make you a likable character in a movie.

Julien Assange is not a likeable man. Even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make him likeable. He is Uncumberbatchable.

uncumberbatchable by MBobbie March 31, 2018

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E Syllabus Unum

National motto for silas should a country/nation/etc be named after him

The natural calling for Silas is and ALWAYS WILL BE “E SYLLABUS UNUM”

E syllabus UNUM is the official motto

EEEEE…syllabus UNUM!!!!!

E Syllabus Unum by ben&scarys September 24, 2022

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